Starting To Suspect That Tech Bros Actually Just Don’t Know What Reading Is

i actually love this and am trying to get better at it. this is very anonymous for me. i have no mutals i talk to and no one i know personally is on tumblr (if they are i don’t know their accounts). i can like and follow whoever tf i want and i am screaming into the void. i don’t expect people to see this. i like it, it feels very free and i can vent and without any issues

posting your thoughts on tumblr is so embarrassing like hey here’s what’s happening in my life in grotesque detail. here is my literal stream of consciousness. no one really cares about this. Whatever

unironically, that was my reaction to this fanart

your scheduled stargoth fanart

i fucking love lists like these. this is my shit.

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

“Buttons for eyes, huh? Coraline you only dreamed you ate all that chicken. Take some of your multivitamin, at least.”

“You were in the dream, too, Dad. With wild looking pajamas and orange monkey slippers!”

“Oh-ho, orange? My monkey slippers are blue. Psst, can you give me some of that magic mud you were talking about? Because I have a terrible case of writer’s rash on my—“

i don’t know what this is trying to tell me other than point out my name being a reference to coraline.

but yeah, i love that movie. i was trying to think of a good unsername but couldn’t and then i thought of this one and it i was just “good enough”

I love vampire au's so much, but then I think about them with pairings like superbat and timkon and damijon they just... don't work???? Like the most delicious thing in vampire au's is when vampire (someone from batfamily usually) character drinks blood from their non-vampire partner. Because it's about this trust and sexual tension on the edge of dying.

But kryptonians have fucking skin of steel, I just keep imagining Damian breaking his fangs when he tries to drink Jon's blood and it makes me so fucking sad.

You may say that "what about au's w/o kryptonians?"

They are fucking boring, I want my superhero aliens, not your boring humans

saving this here for drawing references, wow history, and wow women

also it’s cool as fuck

victorian era women

REBLOG THIS IF YOU WANT PJO S2 TO HAVE 20 EPISODES

edit: Guys. Reblog it. This is not yt, likes alone do not put this post on more dashboards(I think) reblogs do.

this but nico IS beautiful. he is. but also eerie and scary, and that’s kinda what makes him so beautiful. espically to the people who can see it and aren’t ACTIVLEY hating on him.

i love that canon nico's appearance is described as unnerving. percy says he has a glint in his eyes that makes you think he's either a genius or a madman. people comment about how his presence is eerie and how he just seems to show up, like a specter. his smile is said to be more unsettling than his scowl. pretty privilege nico is a fun hc but i just love the idea that he looks like some eldritch being at his worst and a sopping run-over black cat at his best.

i love it when nico is smart because in my head he has a ton of random knowledge on a lot of things/topics and loves to talk to ghosts so he needs to know at least the basics of at least a few languages and it also is a way for him to learn stuff (the ghosts like to talk about the stuff they were interested in, or just their life- which nico likes to keep as stories) idk i just like it when he is smart, but also still a dumbass lmao

Leo and Nico are Tiny and Smart

Nico is a genius

coming from the 1900s he didn’t exactly know how to deal with his dyslexia and people were being mean to Bianca because of it so he found out a trick to go around it

he also first bought the skull ring for Bianca to fiddle with because of ADHD, now he fiddles with it

Idk if ^ actually works so don’t quote me on that

he raises dead tutors regularly so he keeps up with his education

with how he shadow travels so much he knows multiple different languages (he also instinctively knows dead languages)

he doesn’t have a full Italian accent because he knows so many languages, his accent is more like a mix of everything he knows but the Italian is more prominent than the other accents (the accent is unique and cute)

Nico once looked at one of Percy’s college assignments when he (spontaneously) shadow traveled to his room (out of boredom) and helped him with the assignment, he corrected Annabeth’s math once and everyone was so shocked

Nico and Leo can get along really well because Nico is always cold and Leo is always hot so they have cuddle sessions and ramble at each other about machines Leo could make (Nico helps out with the building process sometimes but hates getting blown up so he brainstorms things for Leo to build)

TINY GENIUSES

i’m not superstitious but i’m also not a fucking idiot

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”