I Love Vampire Au's So Much, But Then I Think About Them With Pairings Like Superbat And Timkon And Damijon

“Buttons for eyes, huh? Coraline you only dreamed you ate all that chicken. Take some of your multivitamin, at least.”

“You were in the dream, too, Dad. With wild looking pajamas and orange monkey slippers!”

“Oh-ho, orange? My monkey slippers are blue. Psst, can you give me some of that magic mud you were talking about? Because I have a terrible case of writer’s rash on my—“

i don’t know what this is trying to tell me other than point out my name being a reference to coraline.

but yeah, i love that movie. i was trying to think of a good unsername but couldn’t and then i thought of this one and it i was just “good enough”

starting to suspect that tech bros actually just don’t know what reading is

this but nico also is still a little fucked up. maybe something else happens that sets it off (plus gives him all/most of his powers) or he’s JUST like that lmao. like he’s a smiles and laughs but in an insane way. and hella fucking dangerous. and it freaks everyone out bc he’s so innocent and happy looking while also having a vague aura of death around him and DOES kill. openly. and then jokes about it. he should also keep his goth/emo-ness just for funsies but less “my soul is as dark as my jeans” and more “death and the grotesque are really beautiful actually”. idk just nico who is happy and smiley but also dangerous as fuck, and has EXTENSIVE knowledge and connections (because of his sweat hearted-ness). this is very similar to what i imagine a healed! nico would be like too btw

i have no idea how you would do this but i think an AU where Bianca lives and thus Nico doesn't have the sharp angsty nose dive would be very fun. What if Nico was just. still a mildly annoying nerd throughout the rest of the series. Nico but he keeps talking about mythomagic while following everyone into the labyrinth against their will.

sorry I didn't mean to start tearing up as soon as I start trying to talk about my feelings, my bad

:)

op turned off reblogs but i wanted this on my blog so i screenshotted it

i actually love this and am trying to get better at it. this is very anonymous for me. i have no mutals i talk to and no one i know personally is on tumblr (if they are i don’t know their accounts). i can like and follow whoever tf i want and i am screaming into the void. i don’t expect people to see this. i like it, it feels very free and i can vent and without any issues

posting your thoughts on tumblr is so embarrassing like hey here’s what’s happening in my life in grotesque detail. here is my literal stream of consciousness. no one really cares about this. Whatever

saving this here for drawing references, wow history, and wow women

also it’s cool as fuck

victorian era women

REBLOG THIS IF YOU WANT PJO S2 TO HAVE 20 EPISODES

edit: Guys. Reblog it. This is not yt, likes alone do not put this post on more dashboards(I think) reblogs do.

i love it when nico is smart because in my head he has a ton of random knowledge on a lot of things/topics and loves to talk to ghosts so he needs to know at least the basics of at least a few languages and it also is a way for him to learn stuff (the ghosts like to talk about the stuff they were interested in, or just their life- which nico likes to keep as stories) idk i just like it when he is smart, but also still a dumbass lmao

Leo and Nico are Tiny and Smart

Nico is a genius

coming from the 1900s he didn’t exactly know how to deal with his dyslexia and people were being mean to Bianca because of it so he found out a trick to go around it

he also first bought the skull ring for Bianca to fiddle with because of ADHD, now he fiddles with it

Idk if ^ actually works so don’t quote me on that

he raises dead tutors regularly so he keeps up with his education

with how he shadow travels so much he knows multiple different languages (he also instinctively knows dead languages)

he doesn’t have a full Italian accent because he knows so many languages, his accent is more like a mix of everything he knows but the Italian is more prominent than the other accents (the accent is unique and cute)

Nico once looked at one of Percy’s college assignments when he (spontaneously) shadow traveled to his room (out of boredom) and helped him with the assignment, he corrected Annabeth’s math once and everyone was so shocked

Nico and Leo can get along really well because Nico is always cold and Leo is always hot so they have cuddle sessions and ramble at each other about machines Leo could make (Nico helps out with the building process sometimes but hates getting blown up so he brainstorms things for Leo to build)

TINY GENIUSES