I Actually Love This And Am Trying To Get Better At It. This Is Very Anonymous For Me. I Have No Mutals

this but nico also is still a little fucked up. maybe something else happens that sets it off (plus gives him all/most of his powers) or he’s JUST like that lmao. like he’s a smiles and laughs but in an insane way. and hella fucking dangerous. and it freaks everyone out bc he’s so innocent and happy looking while also having a vague aura of death around him and DOES kill. openly. and then jokes about it. he should also keep his goth/emo-ness just for funsies but less “my soul is as dark as my jeans” and more “death and the grotesque are really beautiful actually”. idk just nico who is happy and smiley but also dangerous as fuck, and has EXTENSIVE knowledge and connections (because of his sweat hearted-ness). this is very similar to what i imagine a healed! nico would be like too btw

i have no idea how you would do this but i think an AU where Bianca lives and thus Nico doesn't have the sharp angsty nose dive would be very fun. What if Nico was just. still a mildly annoying nerd throughout the rest of the series. Nico but he keeps talking about mythomagic while following everyone into the labyrinth against their will.

I love vampire au's so much, but then I think about them with pairings like superbat and timkon and damijon they just... don't work???? Like the most delicious thing in vampire au's is when vampire (someone from batfamily usually) character drinks blood from their non-vampire partner. Because it's about this trust and sexual tension on the edge of dying.

But kryptonians have fucking skin of steel, I just keep imagining Damian breaking his fangs when he tries to drink Jon's blood and it makes me so fucking sad.

You may say that "what about au's w/o kryptonians?"

They are fucking boring, I want my superhero aliens, not your boring humans

:)

op turned off reblogs but i wanted this on my blog so i screenshotted it

starting to suspect that tech bros actually just don’t know what reading is

“Buttons for eyes, huh? Coraline you only dreamed you ate all that chicken. Take some of your multivitamin, at least.”

“You were in the dream, too, Dad. With wild looking pajamas and orange monkey slippers!”

“Oh-ho, orange? My monkey slippers are blue. Psst, can you give me some of that magic mud you were talking about? Because I have a terrible case of writer’s rash on my—“

i don’t know what this is trying to tell me other than point out my name being a reference to coraline.

but yeah, i love that movie. i was trying to think of a good unsername but couldn’t and then i thought of this one and it i was just “good enough”

something something you may not care about politics but politics care about you something something cabaret

‘don’t be political’ ‘I don’t want to see that on my dash’ ‘keep your opinions to yourself’

NO. Absolutely not- over my dead fucking body, you hear me?!

Don’t you dare try to make yourself small, don’t you dare be passive and roll over while they run your country to the ground. I’m not even American and this makes my blood boil, watching all the horrible things happening over there. They have taken your rights. Do you understand me? It is propaganda, plain and simple. Staying quiet just to appease other people is exactly what they want. They want you to remain passive, they want you to hope that things will get better on their own.

here’s the simple truth- it won’t. not unless you do something about it. we all saw it with the UHC shooter, citizens being abused and refused for years, but the second someone leaps into actions, suddenly the gears start turning. I understand that politics isn’t for everyone, and it may very well mentally affect you. but I believe this isn’t the time for that.

YOUR PRESIDENT JUST PUT A BUNCH OF LGBTQ KIDS AT RISK. THE WORLDS RICHEST MAN DID THE NAZI SALUTE AT YOUR INAUGURATION. YOU ARE WATCHING THEM TAKE AWAY YOUR RIGHTS IN REAL TIME ON NATIONAL TELEVISION.

for fucks sake, that doesn’t bother you?

this is the time for action. Do not let them take away your voice. Be inconvenient. Be angry. Be a public menace. Be as fucking difficult to the government as you could possibly be.

it could actually save a life.

REBLOG THIS IF YOU WANT PJO S2 TO HAVE 20 EPISODES

edit: Guys. Reblog it. This is not yt, likes alone do not put this post on more dashboards(I think) reblogs do.

i love it when nico is smart because in my head he has a ton of random knowledge on a lot of things/topics and loves to talk to ghosts so he needs to know at least the basics of at least a few languages and it also is a way for him to learn stuff (the ghosts like to talk about the stuff they were interested in, or just their life- which nico likes to keep as stories) idk i just like it when he is smart, but also still a dumbass lmao

Leo and Nico are Tiny and Smart

Nico is a genius

coming from the 1900s he didn’t exactly know how to deal with his dyslexia and people were being mean to Bianca because of it so he found out a trick to go around it

he also first bought the skull ring for Bianca to fiddle with because of ADHD, now he fiddles with it

Idk if ^ actually works so don’t quote me on that

he raises dead tutors regularly so he keeps up with his education

with how he shadow travels so much he knows multiple different languages (he also instinctively knows dead languages)

he doesn’t have a full Italian accent because he knows so many languages, his accent is more like a mix of everything he knows but the Italian is more prominent than the other accents (the accent is unique and cute)

Nico once looked at one of Percy’s college assignments when he (spontaneously) shadow traveled to his room (out of boredom) and helped him with the assignment, he corrected Annabeth’s math once and everyone was so shocked

Nico and Leo can get along really well because Nico is always cold and Leo is always hot so they have cuddle sessions and ramble at each other about machines Leo could make (Nico helps out with the building process sometimes but hates getting blown up so he brainstorms things for Leo to build)

TINY GENIUSES

i fucking love lists like these. this is my shit.

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity