SO SMALL

Not everything is about Frankenstein but it could be

✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨

✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨

✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨

✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨

✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨

✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨

✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨

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Me listening to Bo Burnham's "Inside" for the fourteenth time today

What if I don't know who I am, but I'm doing weird shit anyway?

a graph based on my observations

AND WHAT IF THEY WERE IN LOVE??? POG.

human sally and emily 

I cannot explain to you how much more immensely fun work would be if I could play Skyrim while I was there. "But that wouldn't be work" you say, nay, I would still be working, I would just not be bored when I'm not having to talk to people. It's a small difference. But it makes all the difference.

In conclusion I want my work to provide me with a gaming setup.

They're probably Frankensteining it in there or something idk not my business

lightening struck the capitol building on new years eve... not any kind of omen or anything

Oh and:

Talk to men.

So far today at work I've had to:

Clean blood off of a door,

Manage three entrances by myself, all very far apart,

Learn how to turn off the handicap lock,

Let two groups into the building at the same time, from opposite doors,

And catch like, 30 seels in Pokémon Go.

I got here two hours ago.

Thought this was about boats, and now I need to go lie down.

Wait are you a proshipper??

No??

My boss makes a dollar, I have depression, that's why I cry on company time.