I'm A Level 45 Master Necromancer And I STILL Don't Know What's Up With The Arena Or What's Good To Have

I was going to say something but i don't think anything can top that

list of sentences that convinced people to jump into an aqueduct

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

Got stuck in my hoodie today. Let me out you godless bastard I love you.

Twinker bell. full stop.

God gave me a brain so I could have thoughts like “what’s the masculine version of tinker bell? Oh, yes, Tonker Bell”

You're just mad you're not a cool silver dragon.

I am a rat and this website is the deep frier at a whataburger in texas

Okay but consider this, the homoerotic mad scientist is named Henry.

If I had a nickel for every time a mad scientist had a homoerotic relationship with some guy named Henry, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice.

the problem is that going to bed at night feels like a chore whereas lying down for a forbidden nap at 4pm feels like the pinnacle of decadence

Don't be mean to him!!! :,(

No way out

My desk/table is stationed right next to the bathroom at my work. Needless to say,

I AM SO TIRED OF LISTENING TO PEOPLE PEE.

Amethyst sketch before starting my hw