I Don't CARE What Genre Your Fictional World Is, Put A Talking Skeleton In It NOW

Forgot to mention that while I still worked at McDonald's I met the night Manager.

I looked this poor man dead in his eyes, shook his hand, and said "Cheesed to meet you".

My brother in Christ,

What?

Oh and:

Talk to men.

So far today at work I've had to:

Clean blood off of a door,

Manage three entrances by myself, all very far apart,

Learn how to turn off the handicap lock,

Let two groups into the building at the same time, from opposite doors,

And catch like, 30 seels in Pokémon Go.

I got here two hours ago.

@despotgoblin

SCHOOL should always be your second priority. your first priority should always be committing STRANGE behaviors with your FRIENDS

Y'know what?

Yeah.

funny worm!

Finally, someone gets it.

🤔 much to think about

i gave my sister $100 for her bday, but i gave it to her in $1 bills that i folded into origami. so that’s how she pays for delivery food & now the pizza girl thinks she’s a stripper

My boss makes a dollar, I have depression, that's why I cry on company time.

Fuck

Come on guys be nice it happens to the best of us

Time transfixed via Rene Magritte

Size: 146x97 cm Medium: oil, canvas

Yeah. I did it. And I'd do it again. I will. Be afraid.

My sibling @bugishere gave me permission to post the body pillow design she made me for my bday so yeah. I'm normal about it. Under readmore because frankly, I think if I got suddenly jumpscared by this thing I'd actually fucking die.