I Gave My Sister $100 For Her Bday, But I Gave It To Her In $1 Bills That I Folded Into Origami. So

Let's go

Imaginary Ornithology, Estelle Hanania

the problem is that going to bed at night feels like a chore whereas lying down for a forbidden nap at 4pm feels like the pinnacle of decadence

I would like to clarify THE DRINK.

hahahaha hoo *takes a beaker full of glowy green laboratory juice and drinks its contents* aw haha *becomes an evil and fucked up monster* hahaha

But My Brother In Christ...

Have you considered that maybe...

I also want to see the Horsies?

people wanting tumblr clout is so funny to me. like girl you're fighting for a window seat in the clown car

Sibling has said terrible things to me involving Brynjolf. Please kill on sight.

*learns basic social skills well into my 20s that most people know by the time theyre like 11*

In pure, unholy, spite of the people on my bus who don't know what day it is,

This is Neil, and he is banging out the tunes.

SO SMALL

There are no villains on this island, and there is no war in Ba-Sing-Se.