Me Listening To Bo Burnham's "Inside" For The Fourteenth Time Today

PLEASE STOP ATTACKING ME

Spicy chibb

See, this actually makes a lot of sense, because if you think about it... Shrimps is bugs.

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Day 27.

you wanna end my reign of terror so bad it makes you look stupid

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Ghosts?

In your room you say?

it's ok to keep secrets, everybody has some skeletons in the closet. Wraiths in the attic. Ghosts in the bedroom. Mummy in the kitchen. Enchanted armor on the stairs. Slimes in the basement. Maybe a giant spider in the backyard. Beholder or two in the garage. Vampires are also in the closet

Hold on hoes, I think I might need to change my dosage. Apologies, we will resume this when I return.

Once I get my medication it's over for you hoes

Loser idiot human totally got drinked lmao

if i was a vampire i would say "i drinked you" after feeding

I just heard the most anguished cry of "noooooooo!" From a kid in the bathroom at my work. Should I be afraid?

The forbidden spaghetty

Biology nerds, wya?!