My Truth Is That I Like The Discowing Suit, And Idk About All Of Dick's Siblings But I Know FOR SURE

Ok but what if Bruce and Clark are already married when Tim and Kon get together and Kon can’t stop making awful “oh step brother” porn jokes and Tim is seconds away from murdering him at all times but Kon has legit never laughed this hard in his life.

Batman and Robin Year One #7

My favourite lovers dancing ✮⋆˙

guys cover your eyes, don't encourage them

Continuation of this

Heroes loving and appreciating Nightwing 🖤💙🖤

Considering Jason Todd died in 1988 and came back 2005; does he know 9/11 happened?

Sleepy time on the couch

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spending his bounteous inheritance

Original photo credit: Pygmy Falcon chick at the San Antonio Zoo

do you think Bruce ever had to have the awkward “I’m not replacing you as my partner with Superman, I’m fucking Superman” talk with Dick? he’s got a poor insecure fresh baby Robin standing in front of him in the Cave desperately trying not to cry and he has to work up the nerve to tell Dick that Batman and Superman are only a thing because they’re a thing, not because he’s trying to replace Dick as Robin (or his closest confidante)

By some supernatural accident, Batman and Superman swap bodies. But the accident was just so embarassing that they collectively decided to NOT tell anyone about, and figure out how to reverse it all on their own. But, unfortunately, this means they now have to keep up this farce in front of their families

Clark, in Bruce's body, wiping some blood off his mouth and wincing at the 15 cracked ribs he now has: Guess I can bleed, huh

Dick, staring in disbelief after the patrol: YES OFCOURSE YOU CAN!? WHY THE HELL DID YOU THROW YOURSELF DIRECTLY ON TOP OF A GRENADE-

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Bruce, in Clark's body, squinting at the bright smallville sun at the Kent farm: This is way too much for 11 am

Jon, staring at his newly grumpy dad: I think batman is a bad influence on you, dad

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Clark in Bruce's body, staring at his reflection in the mirror: The shoulder to waist ratio is insane, such a grabbable waist

Poor Tim, who accidentally overheard this, getting ready to call Arkham: Uhuh it's definitely, insane

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Kon: And so I said, ofcourse, i would love the soup-er salad!

Bruce in Clark's body, deadpan expression on his face:

Kon: Get it? Soup-er salad?

Bruce: Yes

Kon, sad puppy expression: You always laugh at soup puns :(

Bruce, now with an Extremely Forced little smile: Yes it was very....funny

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Clark, in Bruce's body, rushing to hug a visibly bleeding Jason who walked into the cave after patrol: What happened?! Are you okay?

Jason, freezing up because the last time Bruce ran to hug him was, never:

Clark, immediately backing up, and speaking with a deliberately gruff voice: I mean. Is the blood yours? Son.

Jason:...no