Spending His Bounteous Inheritance

do you think Bruce ever had to have the awkward “I’m not replacing you as my partner with Superman, I’m fucking Superman” talk with Dick? he’s got a poor insecure fresh baby Robin standing in front of him in the Cave desperately trying not to cry and he has to work up the nerve to tell Dick that Batman and Superman are only a thing because they’re a thing, not because he’s trying to replace Dick as Robin (or his closest confidante)

Selina: Things my stepkids have texted me.

Selina: "What's Alfred's actual name?"

Selina: "When does my Social Security Number expire?"

Selina: "My friends are almost here. Make sure Bruce stays in the Batcave."

Selina: "Happy Mother's Day! I Venmo'd you six dollars."

Selina: "I adopted a donkey in your name."

Selina: "Please don't send Bruce. I'm too tired to be embarrassed."

Selina: "Can you bring me my science homework and three hundred dollars?"

Selina: "Can I get lung cancer from smoked turkey?"

Selina: "What's my net worth?"

Selina: "Bruce accidentally posted a story on Instagram."

Selina: "Make sure no one drinks my Red Bull."

Selina: "Send me a pic of your signature. Don't ask questions please."

Selina: "All my friends are there. Tell Bruce to act normal."

Selina: "Will I get in trouble for driving with roller skates on?"

Selina: "I left a hot dog on the mantle. Can you put it in the fridge please?"

Selina: "Are you going to be near a Chipotle today or no?"

Heroes loving and appreciating Nightwing 🖤💙🖤

*guy who is very clearly going through. something* oh yknow. just a little tired haha

roy harper aka arsenal 🔴🟡🏹

credits: art by @fcksentry

Batman/Superman: World's Finest #38 - "Superior Species" (2025)

written by Mark Waid art by Clayton Henry & Tamra Bonvillain

SCREAMING

Donna’s lovers

Inspo:

Zatanna projecting her period cramps onto Constantine

After Bruce took Dick under his care, he actually stopped wasting time on any casual relationships - it seemed inconceivable when a little traumatized boy with unrestrained aggression and a desire to commit a capital murder was waiting for him at home. But after a few years, he thought, to hell with it, he deserved one night of good old fun. So he went to this gala concert in his best outfit, having previously arranged with Alfred to take Dick out for a short hike so that the mansion would be free during the night. And when he started looking for his "victim", he came across this charming reporter, all screaming Mr. Awkward with the broadest shoulders known to a man, and hands as warm as his smile, and Bruce, of course, takes him home. And everything goes great, only Dick returns earlier than Bruce expected, and enters his bedroom as usual without knocking.

Dick: hey B look i collected a whole basket of mushro— SUPERMAN??

Bruce, still half asleep, barely covering himself with a blanket: what

Dick: WHY IS THERE SUPERMAN IN YOUR BED.

Clark, without his glasses, his hair is combed back from the position of his head on the pillow: um

Bruce, already embarrassed and feeling like he'd failed as a guardian by letting Dick catch him the morning after: Dick what are you talking about, it's just some—

Bruce, turning to face Clark:

Bruce, paling:

Dick: THIS IS THE SUPERMAN YOU DICKHEAD WHAT IS HE DOING IN YOUR BED WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM—

Bruce: i... i don't know how to answer that

Dick, almost crying: DID YOU MAKE LOVE TO HIM WITHOUT TELLING ME—