Sleepy Time On The Couch

I just think that Joker would sidle up to Bruce Wayne at a urinal and be like 'pissing all by yourself handsome? ;)' and Bruce Wayne would be like 'we are in the bathroom of my heavily secured penthouse apartment. on the 101st floor. how the FUCK did you get up here'

but, crucially, he would not stop pissing

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my humble rating via Bruce:

Bruce @ the fam when they're about to have a normal guest over at the Manor for the first time in literal years:

Before getting even close to realizing he was queer Tim Drake 1000000% took “am I gay” quizzes online

Donna Troy by Mike Mayhew

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dick grayson the universal blood donor who will drain himself dry. dick grayson the universal legacy of children in red and green, long after he’s left gotham behind. dick grayson the universal linchpin, that new spot of light in bruce wayne’s life before the bad times, then the worse times. dick grayson the universal constant who will be there in the spotlight, still, reaching out to stop you from falling

my eyes are open

“thank you dan mora” we all say in unison

By far the funniest reaction I’ve seen to the new Superman trailer is, ‘yeah, Luthor does look like he’d create Superboy.’