By Some Supernatural Accident, Batman And Superman Swap Bodies. But The Accident Was Just So Embarassing

By some supernatural accident, Batman and Superman swap bodies. But the accident was just so embarassing that they collectively decided to NOT tell anyone about, and figure out how to reverse it all on their own. But, unfortunately, this means they now have to keep up this farce in front of their families

Clark, in Bruce's body, wiping some blood off his mouth and wincing at the 15 cracked ribs he now has: Guess I can bleed, huh

Dick, staring in disbelief after the patrol: YES OFCOURSE YOU CAN!? WHY THE HELL DID YOU THROW YOURSELF DIRECTLY ON TOP OF A GRENADE-

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Bruce, in Clark's body, squinting at the bright smallville sun at the Kent farm: This is way too much for 11 am

Jon, staring at his newly grumpy dad: I think batman is a bad influence on you, dad

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Clark in Bruce's body, staring at his reflection in the mirror: The shoulder to waist ratio is insane, such a grabbable waist

Poor Tim, who accidentally overheard this, getting ready to call Arkham: Uhuh it's definitely, insane

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Kon: And so I said, ofcourse, i would love the soup-er salad!

Bruce in Clark's body, deadpan expression on his face:

Kon: Get it? Soup-er salad?

Bruce: Yes

Kon, sad puppy expression: You always laugh at soup puns :(

Bruce, now with an Extremely Forced little smile: Yes it was very....funny

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Clark, in Bruce's body, rushing to hug a visibly bleeding Jason who walked into the cave after patrol: What happened?! Are you okay?

Jason, freezing up because the last time Bruce ran to hug him was, never:

Clark, immediately backing up, and speaking with a deliberately gruff voice: I mean. Is the blood yours? Son.

Jason:...no

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Bruce, for the record, is absolutely stoked when Jason brings Roy around.

Because this now means that he is a grandpa. He is so ready to be a grandpa. Let him be a grandpa. Please please please please-

(finally, he gets to just give things to someone. anything they want. (finally, he gets to give Jason so much money and things and Jason can't say no because they are for Lian too))

The thing is, now he is in a very deep and serious rivalry with Oliver, who will not be replaced as the number one grandpa. Absolutely not. So now they are waging war on each other for Lian's affections.

It's messy and it's bloody.

One day, during a JLA meeting, Green Arrow notices something peeking from underneath Batman's suit. It's colorful, so it stands starkly against the dark suit. It looks very familiar.

Green Arrow looks down on his hands. At the friendship bracelet Lian had made for him. He looks back up at Batman and the very familiar colorful thing he has on him.

"What is that?" He asks.

Batman turns to look at him. He follows Green Arrow's gaze, and looks at the colorful thing on him, and then at the bracelet on Green Arrow's wrist.

"What is that?" Batman asks, nodding at the bracelet.

"I asked you first."

"I asked you second."

Green Arrow glares at Batman.

"It's a friendship bracelet my granddaughter made for me", he says.

Batman glares at Green Arrow.

"And this is a friendship bracelet my granddaughter made for me", he says.

They glare at each other. The meeting room has become several degrees colder. No one dares to utter a word.

Then they both pull out their phones and make a call.

"Jason-"

"Roy-"

Jason and Roy, in their bed, both realising that their dad's are calling them at the same time: fuck whatever it is, we're going back to sleep

Save A Horse (the Sequel) 🐎

save a horse (the sequel) 🐎

Me: yeah I guess I’d admit I’m like slightly partial to Batman if you’re really twisting my arm

Me since the Superman trailers have been showing: GUYS ITS SUPERMAN!!! OH MY GOD ITS SUPERMAN!!!! GUYS!!!!! ITS KRYPTO!!!!!! GUYS!!!!

Doors Exist And Someday Batman Will Learn To Use Them But Today Is Not That Day 🙂‍↔️
Doors Exist And Someday Batman Will Learn To Use Them But Today Is Not That Day 🙂‍↔️
Doors Exist And Someday Batman Will Learn To Use Them But Today Is Not That Day 🙂‍↔️

doors exist and someday batman will learn to use them but today is not that day 🙂‍↔️

Recharge ⚡️⚡️⚡️🔋

recharge ⚡️⚡️⚡️🔋

redraw of an old, old art 😬

Comic - Detective Comics #1100 Cover

Comic - Detective Comics #1100 Cover

Art by Bruno Redondo

DC Comics (2025)

Big Fan Of Damian In The Mikel Janín Style That Is Talia Al Ghuls Baby He Looks Like Her So Much. Al
Big Fan Of Damian In The Mikel Janín Style That Is Talia Al Ghuls Baby He Looks Like Her So Much. Al

big fan of Damian in the mikel janín style that is talia al ghuls baby he looks like her so much. al ghul face card doesn’t decline and personally I think we should draw him to look like her instead of Bruce clone 27

"a girl is damned if she does, damned if she doesn't" - my professor

if this isn't stephanie brown......................

🌻 Comm For Gee! Thank You 💖

🌻 comm for gee! thank you 💖

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bruce-wayne-is-a-bottom - "I made your dad a bottom" - Clark Kent, probably
"I made your dad a bottom" - Clark Kent, probably

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