Peter Quoting Musicals Around The Avengers Part 3:

This is the best thing I have read, now I want to read the fic

Ok new fic idea

Bruce gets transported to another dimension where everything is normal. There’s no magic, there’s no vigilantism, no super hero’s

Also his parents are alive

And he’s freaking the absolute fuck out, he’s trying to explain everything and say he’s not suppose to be there and they’re like, “uhhh, let’s call Clark?” And Bruce is like, “YES LETS CALL CLARK”

And Clark and Diana come over and they’re like, “Bruce you good??”

And Bruce is flipping his shit explaining to them, then he smacks the shot out of Clark and everyone is like, “BRUCE WHAT THE FUCK??” And Clark has a nose bleed and Bruce is just standing there freaking out more

Then suddenly he’s like, “where are my children??” And they’re like, “what children? Bruce you have no children?”

And Bruce is like, “My children I adopted! I have 6 kids! 7 of o count Stephanie and I do! WHERES MY KIDS. Talia! Talia I’ll get Talia, she and Ra’s have to understand”

And they’re like, “who????” And Bruce is like, “the mother of my child? The one who got away? We couldn’t agree on certain things. Like not murdering people or taking over the world”

And basically everything is like, “Bruce has lost his shit” meanwhile THAT Bruce is now is the Batman timeline and HES freaking the fuck out. Everyone is freaking the fuck out because that’s not Bruce, and poor Bruce is like, “I’m not ready to be a father??”

But then OUR Bruce is like, “ok I’ll actually prove it” and takes off his shirt and shows all his scars and everyone is like, “holy shit. What is happening?? You’re definitely not Bruce??”

Basically a want all hell to break and Constantine come son and fixes it the end

I'm trying to buy groceries and this motion activated animatronic skeleton DJ just demanded that I "GET READY TO RATTLE THOSE BONES", played a bunch of airhorn noises, and laid down some sick beats.

Target hits it out of the Halloween park AGAIN this year, already

“But in the deep place of the spirit, we are moved and called forth to undertake this ongoing adventure by the yearning, restless, and creative One who - though called by the ten thousand names of God - is still clothed in marvelous silence…”

(from ‘Hymns to an Unknown God’, by Sam Keen)

July 7, 2017

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remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”

I’m not just pretty No, I’m pretty damn good

Unbelievable but real Phineas and Ferb/Milo Murphy’s Law relationships:

Doofenshmirtz + Balloney

Scott x Mildred(the milk carton)

Bradley x Carla(the ice cream machine)

Ms. Murawski x her desk

Elizabeth x a whale

Doofenshmirtz x Perry the Platypus

Professor Mystery x Peter the Panda

“Capitalism made your-”

No. LABOUR made it. LABOUR made my phone, my laptop, the internet, this website, my clothing, my house, all social media, and everything else. LABOUR makes things, Capitalism doesn’t because economic systems don’t ‘make’ anything, they just determine who gets paid for making things.

I got mothman, bible and guitar

Wtf!?!!?am I gonna do with a mothman and a guitar in a haunted house

The first three words you see are what you take with you ghost hunting!👻

& Preorder Suicide By Ghost to find out what they take on their road trip tomorrow!

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE