I Got Mothman, Bible And Guitar

To all the SuperBat and Stony shippers

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

If this ain't just them...

random pers.: hey I’m not trying to be mean but your ship is shit and-

me: 

not to be mean but stfu

Hermione: did you know that 400 trillion people could’ve been born instead of you?

Ron: guess we’re pretty lucky.

Harry: I wouldn’t put me as lucky.

Blaise:

Pansy: oh no.

Draco:

Draco: 400 tri-

Draco: and I got fucking born?!

Draco: what kind of bullshit?!

Pansy: dra-

Draco: no!

Draco: 400 trillion and they chose this human disaster?!

Reminds me of thrax from osmosis jones

So this is an headcanon