This is the best thing I have read, now I want to read the fic
Ok new fic idea
Bruce gets transported to another dimension where everything is normal. There’s no magic, there’s no vigilantism, no super hero’s
Also his parents are alive
And he’s freaking the absolute fuck out, he’s trying to explain everything and say he’s not suppose to be there and they’re like, “uhhh, let’s call Clark?” And Bruce is like, “YES LETS CALL CLARK”
And Clark and Diana come over and they’re like, “Bruce you good??”
And Bruce is flipping his shit explaining to them, then he smacks the shot out of Clark and everyone is like, “BRUCE WHAT THE FUCK??” And Clark has a nose bleed and Bruce is just standing there freaking out more
Then suddenly he’s like, “where are my children??” And they’re like, “what children? Bruce you have no children?”
And Bruce is like, “My children I adopted! I have 6 kids! 7 of o count Stephanie and I do! WHERES MY KIDS. Talia! Talia I’ll get Talia, she and Ra’s have to understand”
And they’re like, “who????” And Bruce is like, “the mother of my child? The one who got away? We couldn’t agree on certain things. Like not murdering people or taking over the world”
And basically everything is like, “Bruce has lost his shit” meanwhile THAT Bruce is now is the Batman timeline and HES freaking the fuck out. Everyone is freaking the fuck out because that’s not Bruce, and poor Bruce is like, “I’m not ready to be a father??”
But then OUR Bruce is like, “ok I’ll actually prove it” and takes off his shirt and shows all his scars and everyone is like, “holy shit. What is happening?? You’re definitely not Bruce??”
Basically a want all hell to break and Constantine come son and fixes it the end
Reminds me of thrax from osmosis jones
So this is an headcanon
Just like I said. Illegal adoption.
https://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/immigrant-mom-loses-effort-regain-son-us-parents/story?id=16803067
“Made ya look!”
Hermione: did you know that 400 trillion people could’ve been born instead of you?
Ron: guess we’re pretty lucky.
Harry: I wouldn’t put me as lucky.
Blaise:
Pansy: oh no.
Draco:
Draco: 400 tri-
Draco: and I got fucking born?!
Draco: what kind of bullshit?!
Pansy: dra-
Draco: no!
Draco: 400 trillion and they chose this human disaster?!
I FUCKING love this . When I heard the beat of what they were doing I literally fell on the floor laughing so fucking hard.
This is what I choose to do with my spare time.
sorry everyone
IF YOURE EGYPTIAN AND LGBTQ+ GET OFF ANY QUEER DATING SITES, THE POLICE ARE TRACKING AND HUNTING PEOPLE DOWN AGAIN. DELETE YOUR ACCOUNTS.
I'm trying to buy groceries and this motion activated animatronic skeleton DJ just demanded that I "GET READY TO RATTLE THOSE BONES", played a bunch of airhorn noises, and laid down some sick beats.
Target hits it out of the Halloween park AGAIN this year, already
This was my reaction the entire time, I was so close to crying especially with the second panel
scrapped wips from ninoir week 2017 [reveal/hurt prompt]
(edit) preview on the second one might be kinda glitchy, full view it
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