“Capitalism Made Your-”

remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”

I am so ready for the first of Halloween.

Getting ready for pride month

This is the best thing I have read, now I want to read the fic

Ok new fic idea

Bruce gets transported to another dimension where everything is normal. There’s no magic, there’s no vigilantism, no super hero’s

Also his parents are alive

And he’s freaking the absolute fuck out, he’s trying to explain everything and say he’s not suppose to be there and they’re like, “uhhh, let’s call Clark?” And Bruce is like, “YES LETS CALL CLARK”

And Clark and Diana come over and they’re like, “Bruce you good??”

And Bruce is flipping his shit explaining to them, then he smacks the shot out of Clark and everyone is like, “BRUCE WHAT THE FUCK??” And Clark has a nose bleed and Bruce is just standing there freaking out more

Then suddenly he’s like, “where are my children??” And they’re like, “what children? Bruce you have no children?”

And Bruce is like, “My children I adopted! I have 6 kids! 7 of o count Stephanie and I do! WHERES MY KIDS. Talia! Talia I’ll get Talia, she and Ra’s have to understand”

And they’re like, “who????” And Bruce is like, “the mother of my child? The one who got away? We couldn’t agree on certain things. Like not murdering people or taking over the world”

And basically everything is like, “Bruce has lost his shit” meanwhile THAT Bruce is now is the Batman timeline and HES freaking the fuck out. Everyone is freaking the fuck out because that’s not Bruce, and poor Bruce is like, “I’m not ready to be a father??”

But then OUR Bruce is like, “ok I’ll actually prove it” and takes off his shirt and shows all his scars and everyone is like, “holy shit. What is happening?? You’re definitely not Bruce??”

Basically a want all hell to break and Constantine come son and fixes it the end

Peter quoting musicals around the Avengers part 3:

Peter: No one knows who you are or what you do.

Bucky putting on the Captain America uniform: They don't need to know me, they don't like you.

Steve from his rocking chair writing angry letters to the press about Peter not being a bad kid: Excuse me?!

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Peter and MJ in front of Tony's grave. She takes his hand: It's quiet uptown.

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Peter before an interview about Tony: I'm a little nervous but I can't show it.

Pepper stepping behind him for support

Peter marching into the room: You talk about my father, I cannot let it slide!

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Steve yelling: pEtER!!!

Peter: I don't know what you've heard, but whatever it is, Clint started it!

Gotta appreciate they chose a pic of Eddie being pinned up against the wall by Venom to go with the headline that talks about Venom 2 being R rated

Idk what I’m supposed to title this.

I just found this and thought it was cool