Idk What I’m Supposed To Title This.

find a man who can both die of a heart attack and look at himself dying of a heart attack.

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

I’m not just pretty No, I’m pretty damn good

Hermione: did you know that 400 trillion people could’ve been born instead of you?

Ron: guess we’re pretty lucky.

Harry: I wouldn’t put me as lucky.

Blaise:

Pansy: oh no.

Draco:

Draco: 400 tri-

Draco: and I got fucking born?!

Draco: what kind of bullshit?!

Pansy: dra-

Draco: no!

Draco: 400 trillion and they chose this human disaster?!

Guys, tell me if I should take away my cousin’s reading privilege or not. Introduced him to the world of fanfiction and he is out here telling our homophobic older cousin that he is reading a shipment......  

If you don’t like my ships….