My Body Is Full Of Fun Quirks Like Sometimes When I Inhale Fully I Feel A Stabbing Pain And My Rib Often

officer, put that guy on e.

dream blunt rotation!!!

tagged by @soupdrinkinglincoln

this was really fun to make (yes i put two real men, i want to hear them talk about the wonders of the world around us)

here's the template to any of my dear mutuals who want to make theirs :)

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i need the ability to pat people on head through computer screen

everyday it is me vs the devious inescapable joint pain. i call this piece "joint pain is kicking my ass" and i had to stand up and walk to scanner to post it but i just want everyone to know that i was very strong and didn't cry even a little bit. i have the knees and ankles of an elderly man.

i dont have "resting bitch face" my resting facial expression is somewhere between the prom scene in carrie (1979) and that of a hare about to be hit by a truck.

diversity win! that guy who fell on his ass in the mosh pit is bisexual!

i enter the political art exhibition going yay! i love art galleries! yippee!

i exit the political art exhibition going there are kinds of exploitation i could never have even imagined

i do not want to be actually famous at all but there are like three aspects of fame that i want

people to obsess over stuff i make

interviews where i can talk about the stuff i make

rpf about me

i dont smoke but man it would make my desire to sit on the edge of gutters and stare directly forward at nothing at 10 pm more socially acceptable if i did

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