A Beetle Just Landed On My Breast And Then Instantly Died. Not Sure If My Boob Was Too Powerful Or If

it has come to my attention that there are NO MOONS starting with Q. this is the ONLY letter in the (english) alphabet that has NO moons. as a person who really likes the letter Q i request that scientists fix this. up until recently Z was also moonless but now the quasi-moon (i am counting quasi-moons) 2002 VE has officially been named Zoozve (due to a fun ghost-word-like series of events), which is wonderful and whimsical but now Q is alone. this is a tragedy to me. astronomers please, i beg of you, save Q.

i have three seperate times now gotten a bit drunk and then explained hyper-carcinization. one of those times i had had 1 drink (granted i am quite small) and accidentally drew a porcelain crab without claws, felt like a carcinization fraud, and hunted down another porcelain crab drawing i had done to make sure i hadn't also forgotten claws on that one.

Who that man

[twirls my hair and sighs longingly] i want a sparring partner

i watched one where a team made just a big box on wheels that looked like a building and labelled it "children's hospital for recovering children" and when the the other bots fought it a bunch of little child dolls fell out. they said their active weapon was psychological torture. and they fucking won!

competitive sports are not my thing at all but holy fuck i love bot fights- killing machines with googly eyes beat the shit out of each other while the nerds controlling them look absolutely giddy? 10/10 fucking incredible entertainment

I guess the biggest problem with tentacle porn is that it seldom has a positive message

Realizing I never posted this sketch of my new little dude, Weedpatch. They're a dumbass solenodon. They like toxins and their dream is eat dirt.

usidore the blue ass mf

i have no fucking idea what this means but i looked it up and it seems like that's a wizard so hell yeah i'll take it

hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate (throws up and dies)

sometimes i'll read smut but every time i do it is for purely anthropological reasons and im stroking my chin in fascination the whole time and occasionally saying "hmm yes..yes.." and scribbling done some notes