Kon: Hey Tim,

Dick: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Wally: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Dick: But you’re always acting stupid?

Wally: ...

Wally: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

Terry: We just ate. Why are you making pancakes?

Damian: For the dogs.

Terry: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs?

Damian: They don't know how.

Duke: You shouldn't be using a straw.

Stephanie: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment and stuff.

Duke: Yeah, but I mean... it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.

Duke: I can explain.

Bruce: Can you?

Duke: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

Duke: *starts to leave patrol at sundown*

*an explosion is heard from nearby area*

Gotham Citizen: What was that?

Duke: The sound of someone else's problem.

Carrie: We need to get through this locked door. Tiffany , give me your credit card.

Tiffany : Here.

Carrie, pocketing it: Thanks. Luke , kick down the door.

Bruce as Batman trying to be a good dad : *shatters a window and climbs through it*

Bruce *turns around and helps Dick through it*: Breaking and entering is wrong robin.

youngDick absolutely going to do this later: ok

Bruce: You're right.

Clark: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

Bruce: Are you listening to me?

Robin Dick Grayson: *nods*

Bruce: What did I just say?

Robin dick Grayson: *nods*

Bruce: ...

Luke : dad! My face is on fire!

Lucius: Luke ! Are you ok?!

Luke : Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly.

Lucius : But your face is on fire.

Luke : Yes. It's much faster than shaving.