Duke: I Can Explain.

Wally: Wow, Dick, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.

Dick: We literally slept together yesterday.

Wally: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

Tim: Carrie was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Carrie: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.

Tim: Carrie, you ate a chair.

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Wally : What are amphetamines?

Dick: Drugs that can go on land and water.

Wally : Ohhhh.

Duke: Can you please be serious for five minutes?

Dick: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

Barbara: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.

Dick: Babs what kind of animal is the Pink Panther?

Barbara , already taking off their clothes: God, Dick, you’re so fucking stupid.

Wally: How would you like your coffee?

Dick: As dark and as bitter as my soul.

Wally, shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!

Bruce: How was your day, Damian?

Damian: Yeah, fine, it's anti-bullying week at school.

Bruce: Oh? And what does that mean?

Damian: It means I can't bully anyone for a whole week.