Duke: Can You Please Be Serious For Five Minutes?

Does anyone remember her because she was a f*ing badass there should be more comics with her

🦇Bruce Wayne Headcanons 🦇

- Bruce wears reading glasses and puts them on whenever he needs to see something up close, so there’s a good chance if you walk in the bat cave you will see Batman squinting through a pair of cheap reading glasses at the bat computer.

- He smells good, but as he’s gotten older he’s beginning to smell like an old man.

- You cannot tell me Bruce has the loudest ringtone on earth and he stalks his whole family ( Including Red Hood) on Life360.

- “Live Laugh Love”

- He will try to use words to seem hip in front of his kids and it fails horribly. Example:

(Bruce picks Damian up from school)

Bruce: How was your day today, son?

Damian: tch. not too irritating, I guess.

Bruce: That’s very poggers.

Damian: 🤦

Diana: Why are you on the floor?

Bruce: I'm depressed.

Bruce: Also I was stabbed, can you get Clark, please.

Jason : Do you take constructive criticism?

Roy: I only take cash or credit.

Luke : dad! My face is on fire!

Lucius: Luke ! Are you ok?!

Luke : Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly.

Lucius : But your face is on fire.

Luke : Yes. It's much faster than shaving.

Wally: You use humor to deflect your trauma.

Dick: Awww, thanks-

Wally: That’s not a good thing.

Dick: All I’m hearing is that you think I’m funny.

Here lies Hal Jordan may he rest in peace

“It’s okay, you can tell us later. Everyone was just so worried... all of the Robins even came! They’ve been pacing outside your door for hours.”

Cullen: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Bruce: What did you do?

Cullen: Nobody died.

Bruce: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

Jon: I made this friendship bracelet for you.

Damian: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person.

Jon: You don’t have to wear…

Damian: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.

Wally : What are amphetamines?

Dick: Drugs that can go on land and water.

Wally : Ohhhh.