Diana: Why Are You On The Floor?

Jason : Do you take constructive criticism?

Roy: I only take cash or credit.

Duke: Can you please be serious for five minutes?

Dick: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

Damian: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Cass: >:O

Dick: language

Jason: Yeah watch your fucking language

Tim: Okay, who taught demon spawn the fuck word?!

Stephanie: 'The fuck word'.

Duke: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Tim: Oh my god they censored it

Stephanie: Say fuck, Duke.

Jason: Do it, Duke. Say fuck.

🦇Bruce Wayne Headcanons 🦇

- Bruce wears reading glasses and puts them on whenever he needs to see something up close, so there’s a good chance if you walk in the bat cave you will see Batman squinting through a pair of cheap reading glasses at the bat computer.

- He smells good, but as he’s gotten older he’s beginning to smell like an old man.

- You cannot tell me Bruce has the loudest ringtone on earth and he stalks his whole family ( Including Red Hood) on Life360.

- “Live Laugh Love”

- He will try to use words to seem hip in front of his kids and it fails horribly. Example:

(Bruce picks Damian up from school)

Bruce: How was your day today, son?

Damian: tch. not too irritating, I guess.

Bruce: That’s very poggers.

Damian: 🤦

Alfred: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.

Tiny emo Bruce: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.

Alfred: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?

Stephanie: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!

Jason: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

Dick: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?

Jason: Stop romanticizing the past.

Dick: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Wally: Okay.

Dick: And make out during the scary parts.

Wally: Th-

Wally: The scary parts.

Wally: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Carrie: We need to get through this locked door. Tiffany , give me your credit card.

Tiffany : Here.

Carrie, pocketing it: Thanks. Luke , kick down the door.

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