I Think Even If Had Context To This. I Think This Would Be Weird

*Harper and Cullen are doing something absurdly dangerous*

Harper: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!

Cullen , deadpan: Well that's encouraging.

Wally : What are amphetamines?

Dick: Drugs that can go on land and water.

Wally : Ohhhh.

Does anyone remember her because she was a f*ing badass there should be more comics with her

Jason: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine.

Roy: Marry me.

Stephanie: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!

Jason: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

Dick: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...

Wally: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?

Dick: Holy moly-

Bruce: How was your day, Damian?

Damian: Yeah, fine, it's anti-bullying week at school.

Bruce: Oh? And what does that mean?

Damian: It means I can't bully anyone for a whole week.

Tim: Carrie was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Carrie: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.

Tim: Carrie, you ate a chair.

Duke: Hey, you want some leftovers?

Tiffany: What's that?

Duke: You've never had leftovers???

Tiffany: No, because I'm not a quitter.

Wally: How would you like your coffee?

Dick: As dark and as bitter as my soul.

Wally, shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!