“normal Guy And His Pet Freak” Relationship BOOOOO No. Two Guys Who Seem Normal But The Longer People

gf killed my last braincells i'm goin insaaaannnee

house would NOT fw skibidi toilet

oh i am going to call these two every slur ever uttered and then i’ll invent a new one specifically for them because what the fuck.

"Billford is toxic" Yeah no shit! That's why we're calling it toxic old man yaoi! Nobody said it's Thee ship ever and that's it's gonna be healthy and they deserve each other, we're saying it's funny, we're saying it's perfectly insane and silly and you know what? It's fucking canon so let us have our fun and stop being so boring!

i'm watching house md. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT. this motherfucker DITCHES HIS WIFE to eat chinese food with his BEST FRIEND and we get a MONTAGE OF THEM LAUGHING and they AREN'T GAY???

ummm my first post here (might be the last one as well)

my npd ass is craving attention really hard so uh ill post this pathetic beat up twink i drew at 4am and wait till something happens

love how they waste no time into making the viewer realize House would do anything for Wilson. pilot episode 2 seconds in and Wilson's like "could you pleaaaaase help this patient" and house is like "absolutely not" and Wilson looks at him with big brown eyes and says "she's my cousin...." and he drops everythign and does what Wilson asks. what the hell.

also important to mention Wilson was lying to get what he wanted

HAPPY YAOI FRIDAY

So I get it, House is a pretty messed up guy. Old news. I already knew that coming in to the show. But nothing prepared me for how genuinely batshit insane Wilson is. He offers to pay back a patients loan on his house because he got a diagnosis wrong. He donated a piece of his liver to his patient who was only a vague friend who he doesn't even seem to enjoy hanging out with that much. He noticed his patient had depression purely because he didn't talk about his grandkids. He was going to jeopardise his entire career to make a euthanasia speech because one of his patients suffered all the way to his death. He drove a patient home, did her groceries, cleaned her house and then slept with her. Not to mention he like is the only one who can actually mess back with House with his crazy manipulation tactics, like he can fr be an incredibly manipulative schemer if he thinks its for House's (or occasionally someone else's) benefit.

Just damn. He is crazy.

........there is no way this guy had a healthy relationship with his parents.

"The shit that came out of this woman's mouth, I ain't never heard."

FIGHT CLUB (1999) dir. David Fincher