love how they waste no time into making the viewer realize House would do anything for Wilson. pilot episode 2 seconds in and Wilson's like "could you pleaaaaase help this patient" and house is like "absolutely not" and Wilson looks at him with big brown eyes and says "she's my cousin...." and he drops everythign and does what Wilson asks. what the hell.
also important to mention Wilson was lying to get what he wanted
truly nothing about house md prepares you for wilson. he's fucking insane. he's been divorced three times. he's the only person who can scheme just as well as house. he gives a patient his own liver bc he felt bad for him - a patient who didn't even know wilson's name. btw. he noticed a patient had depression bc he never mentioned his grandkids. he starred in a porno. he dosed house with antidepressants for several weeks. he allowed his boybestie and his gf to share custody of him and didn't even try to stop it. house told him to buy a piece of furniture that represented who he was, and he bought a $4000+ organ for house. he was gonna torpedo his career to talk abt euthanasia bc one of his patients suffered longer than he had to. he let house move into his 1 bed apartment bc his therapist thought it'd be a good idea. this man would do anything for anybody if they let him. he'd fucking quit his job to save a snail off the sidewalk. bro is not normal in the slightest
happy national boyfriend day to them
NPD asexual culture is being obsessed with your appearance because you want everyone to think that you’re the prettiest but also please don’t hit on me, I’ll bite you if you do. I’m a goddess, and you must look at and admire me, but do not touch me.
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house: lmao nobody will ever love me because I'm fucked up, anyways time to go home to the condo that my deer eyed boy best friend bought me,play the piano he bought me that says something about him, and have our weird homosexual eye contact while some sappy song plays in the background, I'll be alone forever
NPD + ADHD culture is rejection sensitive dysphoria but make it a million times more all-consumingly painful!!
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POLYAMORY ROCKS!!!
House MD + text posts pt. 6/?