So I Get It, House Is A Pretty Messed Up Guy. Old News. I Already Knew That Coming In To The Show. But

“I’ll carry that sin with you.”

oh i am going to call these two every slur ever uttered and then i’ll invent a new one specifically for them because what the fuck.

Every episode of house be like:

A small child is visibly ill. They start coughing and clutching their throat, but whips out an inhaler and they’re fine. Oh shit! The man across the street just started bleeding out of both of his eyeballs!

Cut to house grimacing in pain and swallowing too much Vicodin.

Differential! Go! Shut up chase you’re an idiot.

They do a bunch of tests, everything is inconclusive!

We need to biopsy the patients eyeballs!

Cut to foreman explaining to the family about how invasive and dangerous a biopsy is.

Biopsy is inconclusive. Cut to house and Wilson. Wilson gives a long introspective dialogue about how houses addiction is deeply rooted in his own self hatred and that he pushes people away to further punish himself.

Epiphany time! Give the patient the medicine drug!

Patient is saved. House and Wilson eye fuck each other while going out for drinks.

He's so done

rip house, you would’ve loved buzzfeed quizzes

I have seen several people post the “my boyfriend is wearing a suit to his autism diagnosis” tweet about House. No? No. He would not. Girl you saw him at his psychiatric appointments. If he’s getting an assessment it’s because Cuddy is dragging him there kicking and screaming. He’d probably show up naked in his bathrobe as protest. “House you were supposed to be ready for this appointment, you agreed!!” House, naked in the tub: “I lied lol”. No suits no kings no gods. dick AND balls OUT at his autism diagnosis

saw the template on twt and thought abt them

ummm my first post here (might be the last one as well)

my npd ass is craving attention really hard so uh ill post this pathetic beat up twink i drew at 4am and wait till something happens

something silly with these two