"The Shit That Came Out Of This Woman's Mouth, I Ain't Never Heard."

grrr i hate women grrr i wanna have sex with this guy i made up in my head grrrrrr

Seriously why are the people on this sub kind of funny sometimes

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i am jack's catholic guilt

okay normal versions hehe :3

NPD asexual culture is being obsessed with your appearance because you want everyone to think that you’re the prettiest but also please don’t hit on me, I’ll bite you if you do. I’m a goddess, and you must look at and admire me, but do not touch me.

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can we talk about how wilson’s office is right next to house’s?

isn’t he supposed to be the head of oncology? babygirl, why aren’t you, idk, stationed in the oncology department? why do you just happen to have an office adjoined to your boybestfriend’s? why do your two offices have a connected balcony? why are you the only people in the whole hospital with a setup like that?? who put you guys together? cuddy? that’s like a teacher sitting students with crushes on each other at the same table. why does she let you stay there when she’s seen the situations it produces? does she ship it too? we know she does enjoy the insanity, to an extent. does the entire hospital have a betting pool on when house and wilson will finally get their shit together? probably.

these two dumbasses are so the main characters, its blatantly obvious that the entire world is built around them. i love it.

POLYAMORY ROCKS!!!

stop saying old man yaoi about 30 year olds. old man yaoi requires at least one viagra in the mix

House MD trans masc moments