Dark: When Life Gives You Lemons, Don't Make Lemonade. Make Life Take The Lemons Back! Get Mad! I Don't

Dark: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.

Chosen: It’s called arson and those people are called witnesses.

Dark: I have met some of the most insufferable people. But they also met me.

Yellow: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Red without them noticing?

Green: Hey, Red, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.

Red: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser.

Yellow: ...

Blue: If I fall…

Yellow: I’ll be there to catch you.

Purple: *looks at Green* What if I fall?

Green: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.

Dark: *watches these two interactions*

Dark, to Chosen: And if I fall?

Chosen: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

Red: Why is Blue making me do the dishes again? You haven’t washed them in a week, Yellow!

Yellow: It’s because I’m Blue’s favorite.

Red: I hate you.

Dark: Goodnight to the love of my life, Chosen, and fuck the rest of y'all.

Chosen: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real bitch.

Dark: What changed your mind?

Chosen: Oh, I still think you're a bitch. I've just grown to like that about you.

Chosen: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Dark way.

Second: Isn't that the wrong way?

Chosen: Yes, but it's faster.

Dark: I feel like I have died and gone to heaven.

Chosen: I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction.

Blue: A bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle.

Yellow: What drugs are you on right now?

Blue: Yes.