Purple: Helpful Grammar Tip: “farther” Is For Physical Distance, “further” Is For Methaphorical

Dark: What doesn't kill me better start running, because now I'm fucking pissed.

Yellow: I just learned a way to get stuff on the cheap. Steal it!

Second: YELLOW NO

Dark, wiping a fake tear from his eye: I taught them so well.

Chosen: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!

Second: It's kind of complicated, but Dark-

Chosen: Got it. Forget I asked.

Red: Give me everything you’ve got!

Purple: All your friends secretly hate you.

Red: Wait, what?

Purple: I’ve got anxiety.

Yellow: What do you call quantums of electromagnetic radiation that don’t get along?

Second: What did you just say-

Yellow: Foetons! *Laughs*

Second: Wh-what?

Yellow: Green, why are you still in here?

Green: I'm contemplating what life really means, you know? I'm wondering whether we really have a purpose.

Yellow: ...

Green: ...

Green: Plus, Red glued me to the chair.

Purple: Green, I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor.

Green: Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound?

Dark: You can trust me! Remember who pulled you out of the river when you were younger?

Chosen: Remember who pushed me in?

Chosen: Hey, can you do me a favor?

Dark: Sorry, I have to go do literally anything other than this.

Chosen: You don’t even have a legitimate reason?

Dark: Oh, no, I do.

Chosen: Well, what is it?

Dark: You see, I simply don’t give a fuck.

Second: It's locked. You got a lock pick?

Chosen: Yeah-

Dark: *kicks in the door*