Second: I’m So Happy Two Of My Favorite People Are Getting Along Now!

Red: I will swear word at you.

Dark: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Chosen: Killed without hesitation.

Purple: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.

Blue: Last night I found out Yellow is a sleep talker.

Second: Oh, really?

Blue: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.

Navy: Hey-

King: Leave before there is a serious misunderstanding between my foot and your ass.

Purple: My heart is guarded but like… very poorly. The kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an R rated movie.

Primal: I lost Ballista.

Agent: How did you LOSE Ballista?!

Primal: To be fair, they are very small.

Yellow: Sometimes I wonder if I’m hearing voices.

Yellow: Then I remember that’s the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time.

Dark: I can’t do this, it’s against my moral compass.

Second: YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL!

Dark: …Your point?

Dark: I feel like I have died and gone to heaven.

Chosen: I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction.