Purple: If We Don’t Get Out Of This Alive… If We’re Both About To Die… I Love You, Green!

Green: When was the last time you cried?

Purple: Uh 15 minutes ago, why?

Green: Really? That recent?

Purple: Y-Yeah, is that an i-issue? *starts crying again*

Second: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I’m somehow always feeling both simultaneously.

Dark: What doesn't kill me better start running, because now I'm fucking pissed.

Dark: It’s nice to be wanted, you know?

Chosen: Not by the law!

Second: Why are you late?

Yellow: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.

Second: Overslept?

Yellow: Overslept.

Chosen: Damn, the power went out.

Second: Don’t worry, I got this.

Second: *stomps foot*

Chosen: What-?

Second: *Sketchers light up*

Green: Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Red: That's deep.

Blue: That means that ketchup is a smoothie.

Red: That's even deeper

Yellow: ...You guys are idiots.

Navy, holding a new born Purple: He's beautiful...

The Doctor: We're gonna have to give him some shots.

Navy: Oh hell yeah, pour up. It's his fucking birthday.

Purple: Where are you going?

Green: To get MYSELF a gift cause somebody didn't get me one!

Purple: I told you I did! Its coming here on Friday!

King, knowing full well that Purple got Green an engagement ring: *eating popcorn*

Second: Are you this rude to everyone?!

Dark: Yup.

Dark: Don't think you're special.