It’s No Longer 4/13 But Homestuck Never Dies

my hot take about homestuck is that describing the plot is incredibly easy (several others have done this, so i won’t on this post), it’s the STRUCTURE of homestuck that’s impossible to explain simply

and THATS why homestuck references are the most batshit confusing things ever. because they aren’t about the fairly simple plot, theyre about the weird amalgamation of computer coding, chess, billards, zodiacs, fucking LUCKY CHARMS, etc that make up the building blocks of the background elements that barely have anything to do with the core plot

it’s one thing to say homestuck is about 4 friends that play a game at the end of the world to try and design a new world, it’s another to explain why betty crocker is a pisces alien fish dictator that takes the place of the black queen in the third intergalactic chess game of the series

I spent like 3 hours on this

Fun fact since the Homestuck Beta is all flashes you can just open them up and they're vector art so you can blow it up to whatever size you want. here's 4k beta john for the 13th anniversary

me, two months ago: man it’s a shame I didn’t get into homestuck when it was still updating, I feel like I missed out on a true homestuck experience

me now, about two seconds from going feral while waiting for an upd8:

The update has landed

It’s here! Now with explorable lands and a lot of smaller changes and updates. On top of that… we’re upgrading the website! You can now reach it at sburb.me, where you’ll notice we’ve started reworking the front page.

Downloads: (the reason you’re here)

Windows (64 bits)

Windows 32 bits

Mac OSX

Linux

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The Abilities Update

It’s here! This update contains a staggering 144 classpect abilities, one for each classpect, and more than a dozen aspect exclusive abilities. Furthermore, dungeons have been improved, and can actually contain loot in the form of aspect loot chests.

We’ve also added a ton of new cosmetics and items. Some are only accessible through alchemy, so get alchemizing!

And as of late, we’ve also been running a Twitter account! We post some extras and some of the stuff that we’re currently working on! Follow us on @tgp_team!

Download Links!

Windows (32-bit): https://mega.nz/#!oq42EC5I!oeqG0GgokAqbNNbNJ_k-a_tlzyOKECSgJv5jG40ZV-E

Windows (64-bit): https://mega.nz/#!F3o2WAoT!Wu2AeB_Geuw8iRvSIwG-FudW37TIaFNafPS8oKc5yn8

MacOS: https://mega.nz/#!h24SSCwR!mBoXS1pk7ul7LlEcVwW51MkwL6oHolwBCDFIcJonb3s

Linux: https://mega.nz/#!g2wGnC4D!siUhejiMC76Q5Y37wWlvgmo2K1y0BunhTq5HNyDUItU

(Just a little note. There WILL still be bugs in this build. Please send them our way in the Discord server, by Tumblr asks, by Twitter DMs, or the in-website bug reporter. We do read everything that you guys send us!)

~The Genesis Team

EDIT: Editing the download links. Accidentally sent out the dev builds. Rebuilding the stable release where you don’t see the scary console with errors anymore. First up will be the Windows releases. MacOS and Linux are being built and uploaded as I type.

Sorry for the fuckup guys

~gC

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The memory of a dream is like a GIF that loses frames each time you try to remember it

smash bros ultimate murial commercial but with

that one part in megalovania

more of this tomfoolery at 3 in the morning