My Hot Take About Homestuck Is That Describing The Plot Is Incredibly Easy (several Others Have Done

DAILY MOTHERFUCKING REMINDER

THAT YOU ARE

DAMN INTELLIGENT

VALUABLE AS HELL AND NOT THE LEAST BIT WORTHLESS

SUPER FUCKING LOVED

EXTREMELY GOD DAMN INTERESTING

NOT TO MENTION A HOT PIECE OF ASS

AND THAT ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU OTHERWISE IS A PIECE OF SHIT. KEEP BEING AWESOME, DON’T LET THE DOUCHE BAGS GET YOU DOWN, AND REMEMBER THAT I MOTHERFUCKING LOVE YOU.

hell yeah there was a carlos

Fellas, if your game has:

A Simple Style

An Emphasis on Building

Esoteric Crafting Recipes

A Leveling/Enchanting System

Traveling Through Different Dimensions

A Meta Narrative

And Frog Breeding

Then that's not your game, that's Homestuck

Minestuck 4/13/19 Update

If the epilogue’s prologue somehow wasn’t enough to satisfy your ravenous Homestuck hunger, then I’m proud to announce that Minestuck has gotten an update, adding…

* Sounds for all current underlings and the four consorts.

* Aspect Effects: After reaching a certain rung (which varies between aspects) on your echeladder, you will gain a constant potion effect which will change depending on your aspect. For example, Life players will get regeneration and Blood players will get absorption.

* 3 new hammers. Two of them currently aren’t obtainable in survival mode, but will be given a recipe as soon as the planned ingredients are implemented.

* A new cake.

* The Hashmap modus now allows custom names as input.

* You can now captchalogue items from within a GUI, including your inventory.

me, two months ago: man it’s a shame I didn’t get into homestuck when it was still updating, I feel like I missed out on a true homestuck experience

me now, about two seconds from going feral while waiting for an upd8:

Google-ing something truly is a skill. Some people are much better and faster at finding more accurate results than others.

The Abilities Update

It’s here! This update contains a staggering 144 classpect abilities, one for each classpect, and more than a dozen aspect exclusive abilities. Furthermore, dungeons have been improved, and can actually contain loot in the form of aspect loot chests.

We’ve also added a ton of new cosmetics and items. Some are only accessible through alchemy, so get alchemizing!

And as of late, we’ve also been running a Twitter account! We post some extras and some of the stuff that we’re currently working on! Follow us on @tgp_team!

Download Links!

Windows (32-bit): https://mega.nz/#!oq42EC5I!oeqG0GgokAqbNNbNJ_k-a_tlzyOKECSgJv5jG40ZV-E

Windows (64-bit): https://mega.nz/#!F3o2WAoT!Wu2AeB_Geuw8iRvSIwG-FudW37TIaFNafPS8oKc5yn8

MacOS: https://mega.nz/#!h24SSCwR!mBoXS1pk7ul7LlEcVwW51MkwL6oHolwBCDFIcJonb3s

Linux: https://mega.nz/#!g2wGnC4D!siUhejiMC76Q5Y37wWlvgmo2K1y0BunhTq5HNyDUItU

(Just a little note. There WILL still be bugs in this build. Please send them our way in the Discord server, by Tumblr asks, by Twitter DMs, or the in-website bug reporter. We do read everything that you guys send us!)

~The Genesis Team

EDIT: Editing the download links. Accidentally sent out the dev builds. Rebuilding the stable release where you don’t see the scary console with errors anymore. First up will be the Windows releases. MacOS and Linux are being built and uploaded as I type.

Sorry for the fuckup guys

~gC

happy 4/13, again

homestuck has been around for 13 slutty, slutty years

Minestuck 1.4 | Bitchin’ Lands Update

what is UP my gracious tumblr friends. oh boy oh man minestuck ONE POINT FOUR (1.4) has cometh and does it have a whole lot of LAND THINGS for you. yes, for you. and your enjoyment. it adds a whole buncha new land terrain aspects, as well as replacing an old land title aspect! read onwards, followers of minestuck, and i shall tell you all about this lovely update.

btw: when i say land terrain aspect i refer to the randomized part of your land (shade, sand, etc.), and when i say land title aspect i mean the part of your land dependent on your aspect (pulse, light, etc.)

* Added the Flora land terrain aspect (seen in the picture above)

* Added the End land terrain aspect

* Added the Rainbow land terrain aspect (seen in the picture below)

* Added the Fungi land terrain aspect

* Added the Frogs land title aspect

* Added frog entities. Frogs come in all sizes and colors, but there are some special ones which can be used for certain things.  Frogs can be caught in a net. Try to catch them all– all 9.444731276889531e+22 unique combinations!

* Added a bunch of new blocks to go with the new land types. Including rainbow planks, stairs, and slabs, for the rainbow houses you never knew you wanted until you read this

* The Frog Statue and the Checkerboard got 3D models which you can place down

* New skyboxes for the Medium, showing Skaia, the Veil, and all of the other planets in your session

In addition to all of this, the Rain land terrain aspect will be included in an upcoming update.