Me, Two Months Ago: Man It’s A Shame I Didn’t Get Into Homestuck When It Was Still Updating, I Feel

my hot take about homestuck is that describing the plot is incredibly easy (several others have done this, so i won’t on this post), it’s the STRUCTURE of homestuck that’s impossible to explain simply

and THATS why homestuck references are the most batshit confusing things ever. because they aren’t about the fairly simple plot, theyre about the weird amalgamation of computer coding, chess, billards, zodiacs, fucking LUCKY CHARMS, etc that make up the building blocks of the background elements that barely have anything to do with the core plot

it’s one thing to say homestuck is about 4 friends that play a game at the end of the world to try and design a new world, it’s another to explain why betty crocker is a pisces alien fish dictator that takes the place of the black queen in the third intergalactic chess game of the series

I spent like 3 hours on this

I’m homestuck trash. Fear me.

it’s no longer 4/13 but homestuck never dies

I really like the music in the game, especially the one we hear in the house. Do you know where I can find it? Or is it someone from the team who composed it?

It’s all made by people from our music team. Some of the music is on our gamejolt page (the house theme is called Symphotronic), and luminantAegis extended one of our songs the other day (which is pretty cool).There are plans for a bandcamp page, but for now this is all.

hell yeah there was a carlos

DAILY MOTHERFUCKING REMINDER

THAT YOU ARE

DAMN INTELLIGENT

VALUABLE AS HELL AND NOT THE LEAST BIT WORTHLESS

SUPER FUCKING LOVED

EXTREMELY GOD DAMN INTERESTING

NOT TO MENTION A HOT PIECE OF ASS

AND THAT ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU OTHERWISE IS A PIECE OF SHIT. KEEP BEING AWESOME, DON’T LET THE DOUCHE BAGS GET YOU DOWN, AND REMEMBER THAT I MOTHERFUCKING LOVE YOU.

smash bros ultimate murial commercial but with

that one part in megalovania

Fellas, if your game has:

A Simple Style

An Emphasis on Building

Esoteric Crafting Recipes

A Leveling/Enchanting System

Traveling Through Different Dimensions

A Meta Narrative

And Frog Breeding

Then that's not your game, that's Homestuck