Latest Posts by aubrio - Page 6

healing isn’t enough i need my memory erased

I am not immune to little items. if there's a thingy I need it. 1million knick knacks.

first base is murdering you. second base is ressurecting you from the grave. third base is murdering you a second time

actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.

im sorry i was so weird the other night. thats how i am every night

get yourself a main character whos two primary emotions are "little cunt" and "catatonic with grief"

it's not a red string of fate those two are bound by dog collars and a steel chain

sorry for lashing out at you dude. in my rage i mistook you for a piece of shit

stop gatekeeping the controls. let me fiddle with the controls.

nice trauma you got there. wanna bond over it?

tip: you can meow if you don't know what to say

why listen to these so-called "experts" when you could listen to me, a guy who visibly isn't well

i once made a text post that got 33 notes maybe you should think before you talk to me that way

[falls in the shower] parkour

new rule

if you fight your dad and win you become the dad

don't bring anything to a knife fight

don’t even go everyone there has knives

detective: [kneels down looking over a dead body] hm. gross

Imma start charging people for hurting my feelings $3 a minute

i expect ill be able to solve a lot of my problems once my baby brain falls out & my adult brain grows in

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

What do you do for a living

i try my best

woah dude..... your hurt sound is vaguely sexual..... im trying to kill you but im. im getting a bit flustered

The inherent homoeroticism of killing your enemy and immediately regretting it

I don't need therapy I just need to be saved by an older wealthy woman with an I-could-fix-her complex who is inexplicably obsessed with me specifically

oh of COURSE "miss"demeanor and murd"her" are illegal. just admit you hate to see women having fun....

there's nothing wrong with girls who come back from the dead stronger than they were before & they eat human flesh now. like it's normal it happens all the time

something very lgbt just happened to me *visibly shaken, haggard and covered in blood *

im basically normal if you really dont think about it

Lesbians will see a girl using a weapon expertly and lose all higher cognitive functioning for 5 min

You keep sending assassins after me but I kiss every one of them on the lips so sweetly