Im Basically Normal If You Really Dont Think About It

first base is murdering you. second base is ressurecting you from the grave. third base is murdering you a second time

I need to get laid…. to rest. like let me sleep forever

anyone else gay and only sort of okay at video games?

girls love it when you kill in front of them

"what do you do in spare time" i yearn and i dream about a life where im loved and nothings ever wrong and it takes up all of my evenings and weekends doing that

god forbid a girl is bisexual and fucking insane

"can i be mean for a second?" you can be mean for 10,000 years and i'll hang onto your every word, my queen. my goddess

ive never done anything wrong so if you dont like me its probably because youve got an impure heart

she let me hit because i say things like “okie dokie”