Stop Gatekeeping The Controls. Let Me Fiddle With The Controls.

ill be sappy whenever i want. i dont give a shit. i love you. fuck off

I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great

not to sound like a golden retriever on main but the feeling when someone praises me for something i did? indescribable

new rule

if you fight your dad and win you become the dad

ive never done anything wrong so if you dont like me its probably because youve got an impure heart

Posts that are so VALShrue. to me.

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

hey girl your pussy is awesome, where did you get it installed?

our fates are entwined whether you like it or not you stupid bastard

u could kill someone and girls would be like no literally i get where ur coming from