You Keep Sending Assassins After Me But I Kiss Every One Of Them On The Lips So Sweetly

I support women's rights but also women's decades long revenge plots

sorry for acting batshit crazy I was feeling a little unwanted

like in all seriousness your fangs look beautiful in this lighting. But we have to focus

Lesbians will see a girl using a weapon expertly and lose all higher cognitive functioning for 5 min

damn girl are you sitting on an f5 key cos that ass is refreshing

ive never done anything wrong so if you dont like me its probably because youve got an impure heart

"you should be at the club" I can't go to the club I'll be in there saying shit like "perchance" and "thrice"

detective: [kneels down looking over a dead body] hm. gross

trying to seductively get on my knees for you but my knees crack so loud it echoes and i’m stuck there for five minutes

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there