And Then God Was Like Let’s Not Give This Bitch A Break

Imaginr if there were Two women with something Gay & Weird going on

detective: [kneels down looking over a dead body] hm. gross

*slides u a note* do u wanna kiss me y or n

mind if I come over and behave somewhat like a scared animal before I adjust

my gender…? I was supposed to bring my- ? *grumbling* no one told me I was supposed to bring a gender to this thing

not to sound like a golden retriever on main but the feeling when someone praises me for something i did? indescribable

*pacing around in circles like a dog* it’s fine it’s fine it’s sssoooooo fine i’m normal

like in all seriousness your fangs look beautiful in this lighting. But we have to focus

“can i call u?🥺” no u cannot goodnight

so hard to beat the “annoying” allegations when you’re annoying