Not To Sound Like A Golden Retriever On Main But The Feeling When Someone Praises Me For Something I

“nobody is making you do this” i am driven by unnatural forces you will never even begin to comprehend

dont joke about murder i was murdered once and it offends me

UPDATE: The girls are NOT fighting. But they're also not having sex. In fact I'm not sure what they're doing but it seems to involve a blowtorch.

I don’t want casual I want you to eat me alive

i love u depressed white girl

honestly the only reason im not an old man is that i happen to have been born somewhat recently. other than that 

im basically normal if you really dont think about it

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

what’s a girl gotta do to get a lil kissy on the top of her head

i am just, a horrid little beast and i am, going to cause a ruckus