So Hard To Beat The “annoying” Allegations When You’re Annoying

You're in her dms well i'm in my jammies. goodnight

*pacing around in circles like a dog* it’s fine it’s fine it’s sssoooooo fine i’m normal

nice trauma you got there. wanna bond over it?

wouldn’t it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

babe pay attention i have boobs to show you

I'm like if a sensitive sweetheart was a bit bitter and loathesome

my beautiful daughter named paranoia. shes right behind me isnt she

sorry I didn't listen to anything you just said I was busy thinking about when I can interrupt with my funnier, more superior story

Sorry babe, the thigh garter holding my daggers stay on during sex

You're all just jealous because I'm sexy and overthrew God. I bet you can't even name one bad thing I've done aside from all the murder.