Like In All Seriousness Your Fangs Look Beautiful In This Lighting. But We Have To Focus

god shouldve made me taller if he wanted me to be the bigger person

ahaha it's raining heavily oh no... looks like you might have to come into my gothic castle for the night... how unfortunate ahaha

"this meeting could've been an email" but instead it's "this ship war could've been a threesome"

my bravest knighttt... come hither ..... mmmwah !! ok you are dismissed

sorry for lashing out at you dude. in my rage i mistook you for a piece of shit

god forbid a girl is bisexual and fucking insane

look. one of the best feelings in the world is a good, bone-deep cackle. it's important to cackle, with a zest for life and love of wickedness in your heart.

I'm like if a sensitive sweetheart was a bit bitter and loathesome

Isn’t it so great to be the most beautiful person in the world? not that you would know cause it’s me but can you imagine?