Be Awared Of Asexuals, They Are Coming,and We Are Not Containing Them

Various TJ doodles

my biology professor has such a chaotic energy about him, last week i went to his office hours and somehow we ended up on the topic of gay marriage:

he said that when he lived in texas they changed the law to define marriage as “between a man and a woman in a house of religious worship with the intention to have children” so he filed his taxes as single and when they called him up like “you filed married last year” he was like “you changed the law, i was married by a judge in a courthouse and i have no intention of having kids” and they told him “you know who that law was for” and i guess he hung up on them and did not, in fact, pay taxes as a married man that year

this posted reversed last time and i don't know why so reupload immediately after

Context: Homebrew D&D campaign based on SBURB. Our characters god-tiered a while ago.

Aasimar Knight of Time: I wear a kilt so people can’t ask me what’s in my pants.

Human Sylph of Space: What if they ask what’s in your skirt?

Knight of Time: Shouldn’t the answer be obvious?

Sylph of Space: Uhh-

Knight of Time: A knife.

would u like a him in these trying times

a superhero on an intergalactic adventure trying desperately to save the world in record time so she can get back to the birthday party her wife is throwing for Jennifer, their adopted 2 year old

i don’t know what the heck i’m doing when it comes to putting hair anywhere but the face

anyways here’s clef doing a thing because someone in an rp demanded it