Asiantapwater - Too Lazy To Name This

this posted reversed last time and i don't know why so reupload immediately after

she probably borrowed crayons from him to draw this too

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS REAL

Based off this post

I’m pretty sure someone’s done this already hahaha oops

[Image ID: An edited image set of a Chris Fleming joke. Image 1: Fleming, labeled “trans/queer players,” says, “He looked at my character sheet and said...” Image 2: A grocery worker labeled “the GM” looks down at Fleming and says, “Looks like someone’s makin’ yet another self-insert tonight.” Image 3: Fleming, still labeled “trans/queer players,” says, “You don’t know me, asshole.” End ID.]

“Why do all the hot people have to be ace???”

- Our distraught Elf Bard, after trying to flirt with the Aasimar Fighter (me) who happens to be aromantic/asexual

my biology professor has such a chaotic energy about him, last week i went to his office hours and somehow we ended up on the topic of gay marriage:

he said that when he lived in texas they changed the law to define marriage as “between a man and a woman in a house of religious worship with the intention to have children” so he filed his taxes as single and when they called him up like “you filed married last year” he was like “you changed the law, i was married by a judge in a courthouse and i have no intention of having kids” and they told him “you know who that law was for” and i guess he hung up on them and did not, in fact, pay taxes as a married man that year

My gf is an actual amab cis girl. They wrote male on her birth certificate by mistake

holy shit tell your girlfriend congrats on the fun gender

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