Context: Homebrew D&D Campaign Based On SBURB. Our Characters God-tiered A While Ago.

my biology professor has such a chaotic energy about him, last week i went to his office hours and somehow we ended up on the topic of gay marriage:

he said that when he lived in texas they changed the law to define marriage as “between a man and a woman in a house of religious worship with the intention to have children” so he filed his taxes as single and when they called him up like “you filed married last year” he was like “you changed the law, i was married by a judge in a courthouse and i have no intention of having kids” and they told him “you know who that law was for” and i guess he hung up on them and did not, in fact, pay taxes as a married man that year

Dr Gears: I’m a professional.

Dr Bright: I’m eating sand.

@incorrecthetaliaquotes

i don’t know what the heck i’m doing when it comes to putting hair anywhere but the face

anyways here’s clef doing a thing because someone in an rp demanded it

a superhero on an intergalactic adventure trying desperately to save the world in record time so she can get back to the birthday party her wife is throwing for Jennifer, their adopted 2 year old

would u like a him in these trying times

Based off this post

I’m pretty sure someone’s done this already hahaha oops

Dr Clef: Who’s your favourite Star Wars character?

Dr Glass: Uhh... Jar Jar Binks?

Dr Clef: I’m removing you from this meeting.