I Don’t Know What The Heck I’m Doing When It Comes To Putting Hair Anywhere But The Face

Recently there has been a kid walking around my school dressed as and acting like Dr Clef. Between classes he will just start wandering around and (badly) playing his ukulele while singing. Sometimes he screeches. This week he started carrying around a 6 foot long pool noodle which he uses to whack people who don’t social distance. He is a tyrant; everyone fears the Ukulele Man and his Social Distancing Noodle. Is there anything you’d like to say in regards to this tiny chaotic gremlin of a freshman?

. . . I’m torn between being proud of this guy for embodying the very essence of Cleffish Chaos, fearing that he’s gonna get his ass kicked for the same, and wanting to make sure that he doesn’t hurt other people in the process. 

I hope he makes some friends.

 -  Clef

SCP 682: Other people are killing things. It’s no longer me. I no longer kill everything. Woo!

would u like a him in these trying times

ok but if letting your kid use a different name & different words & wear different clothing is scientifically likely to improve their health & happiness and lower their risk of suicide, whether or not they change their minds later….does it really matter whether you personally “get it”? does it even matter if you’re comfortable with it? 

if you’ve got all this science telling you that letting your kid do these things is going to make them happier & healthier than not letting them….then just tell them it’s ok. 

it’s not your kid’s job to be the child you wanted. it’s your job to make choices that allow them to be the happiest version of themselves. make sure your kid knows that you will love and support them no matter what gender they present as. make sure they know they don’t have to hide. 

she probably borrowed crayons from him to draw this too

“Why do all the hot people have to be ace???”

- Our distraught Elf Bard, after trying to flirt with the Aasimar Fighter (me) who happens to be aromantic/asexual

Behind the scenes of Hetalia: The World Twinkle (2015)