Asiantapwater - Too Lazy To Name This

Dr Gears: I’m a professional.

Dr Bright: I’m eating sand.

my biology professor has such a chaotic energy about him, last week i went to his office hours and somehow we ended up on the topic of gay marriage:

he said that when he lived in texas they changed the law to define marriage as “between a man and a woman in a house of religious worship with the intention to have children” so he filed his taxes as single and when they called him up like “you filed married last year” he was like “you changed the law, i was married by a judge in a courthouse and i have no intention of having kids” and they told him “you know who that law was for” and i guess he hung up on them and did not, in fact, pay taxes as a married man that year

Be awared of asexuals, they are coming,and we are not containing them

Anyway,ace rights

I’m opening the month of Good Father Clef, as this thing has been haunting me for a very long time! >>:(

I really like both the old and the new version 166 (both so cute omg). I have a headkanon that 166 is bad at eating anything at all, so her father tries to leave her little gifts from all over the world that cannot harm her. And she tries every day to pray for his well-being, as she believes that he is a big idiot and puts himself in risky situations.

Papa Clef Papa Clef Papa Clef Papa Clef Papa Clef Papa Clef Papa Clef Papa Clef Papa Clef

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[Image ID: An edited image set of a Chris Fleming joke. Image 1: Fleming, labeled “trans/queer players,” says, “He looked at my character sheet and said...” Image 2: A grocery worker labeled “the GM” looks down at Fleming and says, “Looks like someone’s makin’ yet another self-insert tonight.” Image 3: Fleming, still labeled “trans/queer players,” says, “You don’t know me, asshole.” End ID.]

Based off this post

I’m pretty sure someone’s done this already hahaha oops

SCP 682: Other people are killing things. It’s no longer me. I no longer kill everything. Woo!