Asiantapwater - Too Lazy To Name This

my biology professor has such a chaotic energy about him, last week i went to his office hours and somehow we ended up on the topic of gay marriage:

he said that when he lived in texas they changed the law to define marriage as “between a man and a woman in a house of religious worship with the intention to have children” so he filed his taxes as single and when they called him up like “you filed married last year” he was like “you changed the law, i was married by a judge in a courthouse and i have no intention of having kids” and they told him “you know who that law was for” and i guess he hung up on them and did not, in fact, pay taxes as a married man that year

Based off this post

I’m pretty sure someone’s done this already hahaha oops

this posted reversed last time and i don't know why so reupload immediately after

I’m opening the month of Good Father Clef, as this thing has been haunting me for a very long time! >>:(

I really like both the old and the new version 166 (both so cute omg). I have a headkanon that 166 is bad at eating anything at all, so her father tries to leave her little gifts from all over the world that cannot harm her. And she tries every day to pray for his well-being, as she believes that he is a big idiot and puts himself in risky situations.

Papa Clef Papa Clef Papa Clef Papa Clef Papa Clef Papa Clef Papa Clef Papa Clef Papa Clef

My gf is an actual amab cis girl. They wrote male on her birth certificate by mistake

holy shit tell your girlfriend congrats on the fun gender

Various TJ doodles

“Why do all the hot people have to be ace???”

- Our distraught Elf Bard, after trying to flirt with the Aasimar Fighter (me) who happens to be aromantic/asexual

ok but if letting your kid use a different name & different words & wear different clothing is scientifically likely to improve their health & happiness and lower their risk of suicide, whether or not they change their minds later….does it really matter whether you personally “get it”? does it even matter if you’re comfortable with it? 

if you’ve got all this science telling you that letting your kid do these things is going to make them happier & healthier than not letting them….then just tell them it’s ok. 

it’s not your kid’s job to be the child you wanted. it’s your job to make choices that allow them to be the happiest version of themselves. make sure your kid knows that you will love and support them no matter what gender they present as. make sure they know they don’t have to hide. 

i don’t know what the heck i’m doing when it comes to putting hair anywhere but the face

anyways here’s clef doing a thing because someone in an rp demanded it

would u like a him in these trying times