Alex: I'm Not Going To Lie, I'm A Screamer

To the person reading this, I hope tonight treats you gently, and that tomorrow looks brighter

Me in History Class

Teacher: Does anyone know who wrote the federalist papers?

Me: *flopping on desk*

Teacher: ...

Me: John Jay got sick after writing 5, James Madison wrote 29, HAMILTON WROTE THE OTHER 51!

Awww, that's so cute!!!

The Election of 1800

Madison: He’s very attractive-

Jefferson: A-are you saying you think Burr is hotter than me?!

Madison, patting his back: no hunny <3

Philip Hamilton: I gotta be my own man,like my father but bolder

Philip Hamilton: *Organizes a threesome,Challenges a stranger,and dies in one song*

Philip Hamilton: Nailed it

Shout out to my girl Nina because I’m pretty sure “Llamame” “Call me” “Azul” “Blue” “Amame” “Love me” “Perhaps I do” is the smoothest thing I’ve ever heard

The sense of hearing is wild. We can detect the air pressure changes caused by a paperclip hitting the floor from across the room.

Christopher Jackson’s last performance as George Washington in Hamilton: An American Musical on Broadway

[At The mall]

Burr: Excuse me? I lost my friend Alexander. Can I please make an announcement?

Random Employee: Of course.

Burr: [leans in to mic] Goodbye you little shit.

What moms are like when guests are about to be coming over…